The granting of EU candidacy to Ukraine is merely a PR stunt, just ask the Turkish who signed the same deal in 1999
By: Rachel Marsden
For all the talk of helping Ukraine, the bloc simply can’t afford to have 
Kiev as a member
For the European Union's leadership to recommend that the 27-member bloc votes 
to designate Ukraine as a candidate for eventual membership is like introducing 
your dodgy new fiancé to your parents, who fake-smile, knowing that the odds are 
low of you ever making it down the aisle as a couple. 
Worse, it would be like you explaining to them: “I can change/fix him!” 
Meanwhile, you know that he’s a much less attractive partner than your previous 
ones with whom you failed to seal the deal.
On the one hand, EU Commissioner President Ursula von der Leyen has praised the 
country’s potential, based primarily on projection and wishful thinking: 
“Ukraine has clearly demonstrated its aspiration and determination to live up to 
European values and standards.”
She made this proclamation on the same week that the Volodymyr Zelensky regime 
banned the country's largest opposition party. But at least she acknowledged 
that the country would have to “carry out a number of important reforms.” 
You don’t say! Perhaps not turning a blind eye to Neo-Nazis, or not folding them 
into the country’s military, would be a start. Even the US government-funded 
Freedom House considers “far-right extremism” to be “a threat to Ukrainian 
democracy,” citing shows of force prior to the current conflict which have gone 
“fully unpunished by the authorities.” According to the report, “Their 
activities challenge the legitimacy of the state, undermine its democratic 
institutions, and discredit the country’s law enforcement agencies.” 
The West’s own role in arming and training Neo-Nazi fighters now serving in the 
Ukrainian army, should also be a hindrance to entering the bloc. So should 
rampant systemic graft. “Corruption could mean Ukraine loses a future peace,” 
wrote an Atlantic Council European specialist recently in Foreign Policy 
magazine. Other Western experts, including those at Washington’s CATO Institute, 
have highlighted the “whitewashing” of Ukraine’s corruption by the West. 
 
French President Emmanuel Macron, before visiting Zelensky in Kiev with his 
German and Italian counterparts last week, acknowledged that actual membership 
would take “several decades.” As a consolation prize, Macron has suggested 
creating a sort of “kiddie table” for Ukraine and other potential EU candidate 
nations, which he calls the “EU political community.” Will there be balloon 
animals, face painting, and cartoons on the napkins at the club meetings? 
 
So, Ukraine is definitely what you might call a “fixer upper,” but Zelensky 
would like for everyone to know that they’re already good to go. “We are proving 
daily that we are already a part of the European Union," Zelensky said on 
Monday. 
 
Forget those poorly tracked Western weapons floating around Ukraine alongside 
the foreign mercenary fighters. Ukraine is clearly ready right now for full EU 
integration! Zelensky is ready to elope in Las Vegas with an Elvis wedding!
Just because Zelensky is being courted a lot right now doesn’t mean that he’s 
ultimately going to be allowed to cut to the front of the velvet rope at the 
Club EU. Turkey, a NATO ally, applied to the EU’s predecessor, the European 
Economic Community in 1987, and was recognized as a candidate in 1999, and still 
isn’t a member. Turkey has also allowed NATO and EU countries to establish 
military bases inside its territory for Western wars in the Middle East and 
Africa. It has also saved the EU from being overwhelmed by migrants displaced by 
Western military interventions in Africa, by holding them in camps on the EU-Turkey 
border. Apparently that’s still not enough for Brussels. When asked this week 
about Ankara’s prospects of joining the bloc, von der Leyen replied that “there 
is no progress.” 
 
The EU has cited Turkey’s “human rights record” to justify its foot-dragging, 
and Ukraine could feasibly face the same fate. “Impunity for torture remained 
endemic. Gender-based violence remained widespread,” noted Amnesty 
International, in its 2021 report on Ukraine. There’s also the issue of Kiev 
having spent the past eight years harassing and attacking its own Russophone 
people in Donbass. 
Of course, there’s always the possibility that the EU could rush through 
Ukraine’s membership approval, spitting in the faces of both its own declared 
values and standards, and in Turkey’s face, too. But then why even bother 
pretending that there are any requirements at all beyond simply having a purely 
political or PR agenda?
 
The cost of EU enlargement has also previously been cited as a reason for the 
bloc not expanding faster. In other words, Germany, France, Italy and the few 
other net donors to the bloc simply can’t afford to pay for all of the net 
recipients. And Ukraine would be one heck of a major cost to taxpayers in 
countries footing the bill.
 
West Europeans are already paying a high price as the result of their 
leader's meddling in Ukraine, which has culminated in the current conflict with 
Russia and caused the cost of living to explode. The EU really can’t afford to 
make it official with Ukraine. So, will Brussels just keep stringing Kiev along, 
or take the plunge and worry about the consequences later?
COPYRIGHT 2022 RACHEL MARSDEN