The New Britain: Bamboozled!
By: Rachel Marsden
Barack Obama, having hit a new low in the polls, could lose his congressional 
majority later this year. Responsibility is relatively clear cut in a two-party 
system: Obama and the Democrats will ultimately own any defeat as much as they 
owned victory. The only blame they’ll be able to pass is among each other, or 
between the different levels of government they fully control. 
This isn’t the case in Britain anymore. At least not since this past May. 
Ideological principles and boundaries have been declared old and stuffy. Mixing 
them all up into a big contradictory mess, then bamboozling voters, is the new 
thing.
The Deputy Prime Minster of Britain, Nick Clegg, whose Liberal Democrats party 
came third in the UK’s May election, now sits in the driver’s lap with his hands 
on the wheel. Clegg recently called his coalition government rule alongside 
David Cameron’s Conservatives a “permanent” change in party politics, replacing 
the “old duopoly” of two-party dominance.
It’s easy for him to protest against the traditional system, because he didn’t 
“win” in the ordinary sense of the term—although you’d never know it because 
Clegg secured enough seats in the election to “top up” either one of the two 
main parties (Conservative or Labour). 
Clegg was then aggressively pursued, bedded—and the morning after, a new 
bipartisan ConDem platform was born of a union fuelled strictly by power. At 
least they were of the same species, if not ideology—although I doubt that would 
have stopped them. Not to say that real feelings won’t develop with time—but it 
was an arranged quickie marriage, born of concession between Conservatives and 
Liberal Democrats.
There was a better option. Having won the most seats of any party in the 
election, Cameron could have refrained from making political advances towards 
Clegg and publicly stated the following:
“As the party chosen by the people to lead this government in a fresh new 
direction, we are committed to working with ALL parties on an issue by issue, ad 
hoc basis to reflect the desire of the electorate to see their government 
working together to solve the serious issues of the country. A minority 
government result suggests that people are looking for greater cooperation in 
moving forward, not coalition alliances formed through ol’ boy politics and 
backroom dealings."
One night stands rather than a marriage would have resulted in transparent 
debates on each issue. The public would have seen each party’s position debated 
and defended before being subjected to roll call. But instead, the debate is 
happening behind closed doors, with no one really knowing how the sausage is 
being made, or who contributed which ideas.
David Cameron’s strength might very well be one of leadership, but it’s 
uncertain whether we’ll ever know it. According to an IPSOS poll three weeks 
before the election, voters considered the top issues to be the economy (55%), 
race relations/immigration (29%), and crime (25%). 
Cameron and Clegg have since tackled one of those—the economy—by proposing to 
both cut spending and raise taxes (with a VAT set to jump by 2.5% to a 20% 
total). Is this the kind of predictable ideological bastard child we’re to 
expect from this union? 
Not that they seem to know which spending to cut—or at least don’t want to give 
the impression that they yet know—which is presumably why they’re asking the 
public to tell them through a website. “Scotland is a luxury we can’t afford”, 
and “hold the 2012 Olympics at Walthamstow dog track,” and join “MY BROTHER 
DIED” are some of the illuminating contributions from the online intelligentsia.
To what degree any of it works remains to be seen. Coalitions have failed 
everywhere since the days of the First Triumvirate which blew apart the Roman 
Republic. Yet another is set to collapse around Chancellor Angela Merkel’s neck 
in Germany after less than a year in power.
The prognosis is typically bleak in Britain. Even in the best-case scenario, 
there is no long-term upside for Cameron: If the coalition becomes unpopular, 
voters aren’t going to be up for playing the same hide-the-salami game with 
responsibility that Cameron and Clegg are playing. Angry voters won’t have the 
patience to carefully separate the two parties if they go looking for heads to 
roll. And if it turns out to be a success, Cameron’s challenge will be in 
convincing voters to allocate him and his party sufficient credit in the absence 
of his coalition partners to accord him a full majority in the next election.
It looks as though the coalition is set to address the non-contentious common 
points first, perhaps to buy time and longevity. Then they’re going to fuss with 
the window dressing while the bulldozer revs up outside, bringing to mind 
Cameron’s promise to allow Clegg a referendum on Britain’s long-held voting 
system which has always worked rather well. 
But a promise is a promise, and now the country is going to have to be dragged 
through this exercise because it was in the pre-nupt between these two. The same 
pre-nupt, drawn up over the course of a weekend, which miraculously reconciled 
the Tories’ immigration cap with the Lib Dems’ push for amnesty.
Good luck with that.
COPYRIGHT 2010 RACHEL MARSDEN