Ukrainian Uprising Is A Rebellion, Not A Revolution
By: Rachel Marsden
PARIS -- Ceding to protestors' demands, Ukrainian parliament members voted 
last week to impeach President Viktor Yanukovych and hold early elections, which 
have been set for May 25. Online "slacktivists," keyboard warriors and various 
media outlets responded by breathlessly declaring the situation a "revolution" 
-- and in some cases even proclaiming it a successful one. Except that it isn't 
at this point. Far from it.
Proponents of freedom and democracy would love nothing more than for Ukrainian 
citizens to fully control their own destiny. However, mere wishful thinking is 
no substitute for manifest reality, and semantics shouldn't replace substance. 
Otherwise, there's a danger of never actually getting anywhere. There are 
historical standards for revolution, and they shouldn't be lowered just because 
those standards predate the advent of social media.
Some have already made that mistake in the case of Ukraine. The "Orange 
Revolution" of 2004 was prematurely named, then prematurely declared a 
successful revolution. In retrospect, it was merely a rebellion -- and 
ultimately a misnomer. If it had been a revolution in substance, the country 
would not be where it is now, with parliament having to reinstate the Orange 
Revolution constitution that was adopted in 2004 but then gutted by a 
constitutional court in 2010.
There's a reason that the French Revolution started, rather than ended, with the 
storming of the Bastille on July 14, 1789. It wasn't considered complete until 
10 years later. A revolution, by definition, is the replacement of one political 
system by a significantly different system. In the case of an authoritarian or 
totalitarian status quo, it has always required many phases of rebellion over a 
number of years, and much bloodshed.
The only revolutions that end quickly are those that result in totalitarian or 
authoritarian regimes, as with the Cuban Revolution. Democratic revolutions are 
much messier. Moreover, they inherently require democratic legitimacy, which is 
why even a democratic rebellion such as the one in Ukraine needs to occur within 
the context of an election cycle and be ratified through a democratic process. 
Democracy can't start ironically with a coup. The results of the May 25 
elections will retroactively determine the democratic legitimacy of the 
rebellion.
For Ukraine to meet the successful revolution test, it must implement a systemic 
change rather than just substitute one leadership team for another. Otherwise, 
it's simply a case of the same corruption and problems playing out with new 
actors. Ukraine's revolution could be declared successful if its political 
system and laws were harmonized to the point where the country gained acceptance 
into the European Union, thereby representing a full transformation from Russian 
protectorate. It's all still a long way off at this point.
Not to say that corruption wouldn't still exist in Ukraine, but the kickbacks 
and corruption would run through the European Parliament, the way it's done in 
the rest of Europe. Cynicism aside, this begs a critical question: Does the 
Ukraine really want a revolution? I'm not being facetious. Consider that since 
its inception in 1867, my native Canada has never experienced a bloodstained 
revolt for its independence from either of its two founding nations, England or 
France. Both official languages are constitutionally enshrined, and Canada 
enjoys warm relations with both countries.
Canada now has free-trade agreements with the U.S., Mexico, Europe, Israel, 
Chile, Costa Rica, Peru, Colombia, Jordan and Panama, as well as bilateral 
economic cooperation and investment agreements with China and others.
Ukraine may want to avoid a revolution for the same reason that George Clooney 
doesn't want to commit to any one woman. When you're that sought after, why tie 
yourself down? Ukraine can position itself to exploit its geopolitical love 
triangle with Europe and Russia, and play the field on its own terms.
Anyone who's ever done business in Ukraine knows that kickbacks and corruption 
among the elite are par for the course. If you want anything done, palms need to 
be greased. Among the duties of the business intelligence firms operating in 
Ukraine is to determine which palms require greasing in any given situation. 
Yanukovych's palatial mansions are a testament to this. So what would happen if 
the Ukrainian people simply eliminated the corruption without making a binding 
commitment to either the Russian or European sphere? Would it increase the 
standard of living inside the country without the difficulty of such a 
black-and-white choice?
Take it from a native Canadian, dear Ukrainian friends: No one says that you 
have to get married geopolitically.
COPYRIGHT 2014 RACHEL MARSDEN